the office
because you NEED this job
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about us
join the amazing family that is old regrets - because we'll make sure you'll have no regrets when you're old!
paid time off and/or vacations available after ten years of working. we don't offer healthcare or a dentist. please don't cry on shift. deaths related to coffee machines are not commmon.
the lead
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the workers